Two laffs in ten minutes

Laff #1 Extreme Bugs Bunny. NSFW even with enough bleeping to make it sound like a teakettle.

Laff #2 Antonio Banderas and Fred Armisen are funny on SNL

Quick-How many planets are there? ...and now the rest of the news

Quiz me!
Again with the French question messing up the scores. Bill got a 6 of 7 and I got 5.


Bonus Quiz! Still as fresh as last week's news!

The Amazing Screw-On Head

Stop what you are doing and watch this now.
I can't laugh for fear of missing something. Awesome pilot.
AS-OH "If by candy you meant ancient forbidden evil then yes I told you not to put it in your mouth."

Some from Emperor Zombie:
"I'm so excited I just made wetness in my pantaloons"

"Eew, it's not a jewel. It's a very old piece of crap."

Some kind of news rant- thwarted !

Clean your pipes too!
I had been planning a rant on a bunch of things I saw on the news and maybe a quiz. then I saw this and got all calm. I am no longer so upset about the following:
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-Scientists agree to too many planets
-Boeing to discontinue ridiculously expensive "Internet on a plane" service after losing a bajillion dollars instead of just asking me.
-A judge has told the president to stop pissing on the constitution. The adminstration promises a strong challenge because it is evil.
-There is a new drug resistant bacteria whihc is reponsible for most infections these days. Try to not get it.

1,368,388 with a bullet!

Gentlemen, how is this going to play on Dayton Avenue? I really should get stationery that reads, "Dear Sirs, I am not a crank, however..."

World news quiz- Mysteries of the deep edition

Deeg my nouveau iPod! Tres magnifique!
Queez me!
Zis feesh eet ees mos mysteriouse. She veel conzume anozer feesh twize er zise. Anozer myesterie of zee deep!

Beel, e haz only five as zee queez, she is tres difficile. Wunhhuhuh, I can zen catch up wit eem. I alzo ave zee five correct.

Neizer of uns can geet NOOMBER FIVE. ZUT! IT IS NO WONDER AS SHE IS NOT ABOUT ZEE CREATURES OF ZEE DEEP. EET IS ABOUT UN MAMMAL!

World News! Francophile edition

Quiz me!
Questions on Monkeys, Castro, and French behavior plays to the niche expert and Bill gets a perfect score of 7.
I got a "lukewarm" five.

Best. Cold. Open. Ever

Penn and Teller on Creationism

The entire video is almost 30 minutes. Stream what you want; we'll make more.

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Post Toasties
Milk has 300 reviews on Amazon Groceries
A sample:
Do you know how many baby cows have to die for one gallon of this devil's syrup? I don't either but I bet it is a lot.
And another:
I bought this milk and had it shipped around the world and then back to my home and it was still glowing like the Ark of the Covenant. Why? Luceferites? NO. Science can't explain. If the Earth was made of 2/3 milk we would control the entire galaxy from here to Claxxon 420B in the Gamma quadrant. Don't know where that is? You would if milk were president instead of G. W. But they don't want you to know!

I emptied out the water from my fishtank inhabited by five guppies and replaced it with milk. Two days later I had three sharks, a pony and a used car salesman in there. Evolution? Heck no. Lactofusion!

Buy this milk, inject it directly into your veins and you will be able to melt the faces of any enemy you encounter for the rest of your life. If you don't believe me I will challenge you to a fist fight and punch your soul out of your head and back into your mother's womb!

Hooboy

but then on the other hand I hit this site since the movie had Charlie Murphy in it. Usually I will watch anything so that you don't have to endure it. Then I saw the testimonial quote. If Steve Guttenberg endorses your movie with anything other than, "I wasn't allowed near it" you just wasted your time making it.

Memo to self: Consider feasibility of new superhero.

Action Item!