The Amazing Screw-On Head

Stop what you are doing and watch this now.
I can't laugh for fear of missing something. Awesome pilot.
AS-OH "If by candy you meant ancient forbidden evil then yes I told you not to put it in your mouth."

Some from Emperor Zombie:
"I'm so excited I just made wetness in my pantaloons"

"Eew, it's not a jewel. It's a very old piece of crap."