A little stale but still readable, it's the news quiz.

Quiz me! I got four and was told to reward myself with a biscuit. Bill also got four so I hope there will not be a tussle over the tummy yummy.
My son had thought for a long time that his pen pal, Bill's son Augie, was a dog. Apparently he had come to believe that dogs could talk and write letters once they were old enough. I found out about this when he was told that that our dog, Elliot, would be turning five soon. He asked if Elliot would then be able to talk, "like Augie."