Sauk Rapids vet determes that animal is not mythical "Jackalope"

You're thinking of Sauk Centre The vet proceeded to chasten the reporter that it is actualy not a funny coincidence but in fact sympotomatic of a rather tragic condition developed by rabbits. Apparently the reporter had already sold the story and caption to the editor and thus we get this little bit of buzzkill for a long Tuesday afternoon.
Incidentally, neither Saulk Centre or Saulk Rapids is particularly funny either.