Thursday, June 09, 2005

A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage.

I can't make it past food I am laughing so hard the dog has left the couch and I have tears in my eyes. These are helped by having seen his special once but I think they work even without his delviery.


Blogger Mr. Wentz said...

I've never seen Mitch Hedberg or any of his material before. I'm sincerely sad that I didn't realize how good he was until it was too late to clap. It's like Phil Hartman and Newsradio all over again.

9:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should get past the food:

Magicians disappear all the time, but as soon as a regular person does it, everyone is all scared. "Tom's gone!" "Is he a magician?" "No." "Then let's print up some flyers!" --Jeff

9:09 PM  

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