Yo Mama
The latest straight dope threadspotting: Yo mama, Geek edition
Yo mama's so fat, she has an event horizon.
Yo mama's so fat, she has a -10 modifier to her agility.
Yo' Jedi mama's so fat, she outgrew her midi-chlorians and had to get maxi-chlorians.
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Oh, and I almost forgot:
Yo Mama's so fat, Google's next satellite project is going to be Google Yo
Mama.
Yo mama's so fat, she has an event horizon.
Yo mama's so fat, she has a -10 modifier to her agility.
Yo' Jedi mama's so fat, she outgrew her midi-chlorians and had to get maxi-chlorians.
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Oh, and I almost forgot:
Yo Mama's so fat, Google's next satellite project is going to be Google Yo
Mama.
posted by Mr. Wentz at 11:51 AM
2 Comments:
My favorite, "Yo momma's so fat, she magnifies and bends light from distant galaxies, thus providing astrophysicists with a view into the universe's infancy."
But reading this link out to a
> running gag brought tears to my eyes.
also:
Yo momma's so fat, the US Geological Survey called her in to recalibrate their seismographs, because in addition to being so fat, she also has a PhD in geological sciences!
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