Weekly World News Quiz

I couldn't wait any longer. Quiz on.

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Quiz Me!

By the way, when are we going to get a weekly "Weekly World News" news quiz?

I guess now.

1: Which of the following is not listed as a sign you're going to hell?
A) You can name 10 beers but not one of the 10 commandments.
B) You can't stand harp music.
C) You use the F-word more than once a day.
D) You have built a shrine to Michael Jackson, even a small one.
E) You murmer "By the power of Satan's Horns" when making a wish.

2: For whom is George Bush trying to get a new job?
A) Al Gore, as a character on Sesame Street.
B) Karl Rove, as CEO of Air America Radio.
C) Himself, as pope.
D) Jose Canseco, as drug czar.

3: What is the IRS planning to tax next?
A) Sex
B) Hailstones
C) Breathing
D) Excessive taxpaying

4: Which of the following did terrorists hijack?
A) The Popemobile
B) The Space Shuttle
C) A UFO
D) A motorized wheelchair




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Answers:
1: E, 2: C, 3: A, 4: C