Is there a minister in the house?

I'm a minister. What seems to be the trouble? Ted located this handy link for those who sometimes feel left out of the posts here that are ecumenical in nature. You don't need a DDV to hang with the crowd, just get yourself ordained online and you'll be officating in no time. I didn't sign up so that I can dramatically get ordained sometime at the last minute to save the day, figuratively.