Holy Grail located, tested, verified and used by several persons to perform Vatican recognized miracles

Stop the presses ! And not those lame miracles where a sick person gets better by praying to some beatified missonary. Dead are being resurrected, limbs regenerated, swimming pool water into Pepsi.
Oh, wait. It seems I, and about 60 news agencies, are just a little ahead of ourselves about that Grail thing.
More to the point there is a new convoluted interpretation of an 18th century puzzle on a memorial in England. What is remarkable is simply that it is getting tepid aknowledgement instead of frosty jealousy from other grail scholars.
I hope Mr. Brown sells as many more books as these organs sell papers on this weak news.