And the most bizarre theme restaraunt is Omaha is....

Monk-ey business Yep, I ate at a monastery themed steak place. It is not a former monastery converted to use as a restaurant. This was built and modeled to serve the ecclesiatically minded lunch crowd and the staff wears thigh length robes with cowls. Several items on the menu were called out by a cartooned cow with a "USDA Choice" tattoo. I had a cornish game hen and some boiled broccoli with cheese sauce. I hear Warren buffet likes the place.
The salad bar has it's own room and the salad bar has a bowl of Bacos the size of my bathroom sink.
Bacos are vegetarian. Moby would be able to eat there.
Bacos are Kosher according to the Union of Orthodox Rabbis. Maybe Madonna would like to eat there too.
Some Rabbis feel that they violate the spirit of kashruth. I am not qulified to weigh in on that and cannot think of a prostelitizing celebrity refernce for it either.
I took some for my salad and today realize that I missed an opportunity. Next chance I get like that I will not waste. Screw the spinach, peas and dressing. I'm just going to get dish of bacos and a spoon. I can hear it now.